I am officially announcing the first contest on this site. It is a competition to see who can think of the oddest thing the Japanese Wii producers will not allow you to do.
Example: While using your Nintendo Wii, please remember not to hold it like a backpack while walking your pet poodle through an unfamiliar park filled with homeless people and lawyers.
The winning “restriction” (as determined by me and a table of Olympic Judges) will receive a high-five from me and will also have their idea drawn out by the talented Conor Ward and scanned on my new scanner and put up for the world to see. Your idea can be long and detailed like mine, or short and sweet, as long as it makes me laugh.
Competition ends December 20th