That is the time until my birthday. I will be turning 15 years old, and I will be officially the coolest kid in the world. I would like to add that not only is November 18th my birthday, but it is also the birthday of the amazingly beautiful, very talented, and ridiculously funny Laura Conroy. She will be one year younger than me, but 6 years more mature. In order to confirm that my birthday is the best day in all the world, I did a little research to see what other amazing events happened on November 18.
1883– An international agreement divides the U.S. into 4 time zones.
Ha, see that. 4 time zones. Does your birthday include the dividing of 4 time zones? Didn’t think so.
1967– Population of the U.S. passes through the 200,000,000 mark.
Oh hi, my name’s Boony. On my birthday, U.S. passed the 200,000,000 population mark. Did they do that on your birthday? Nope.
1421 – A seawall at the Zuider Zee dike breaks, flooding 72 villages and killing about 10,000 people in the Netherlands.
Oh shit, I’m dutch.
2001 – The Nintendo GameCube was released
Just imagine it. 5 years ago on my birthday, thousands of nerd across the land were flocking to my house to wish my a happy birthday. They then purchased GameCubes and lived in their parent’s basement.
1493 – Christopher Columbus first sights what is now Puerto Rico
You’re welcome, Puerto Rico. Without me and my birthday you would never have been sited.
1997 – Gary Glitter is arrested in the United Kingdom on child pornography charges.
No one knows this guy, but apparently he loves child pornography and his last name is Glitter. FAG
I have also composed a list of people who share my birthday. These people are either famous, or will be famous at some point. And if you dare doubt me I will make you eat your teeth.
Other November 18thers
Laura Conroy- A local babe
David Ortiz- Baseball player
Gary Sheffield- Baseball player
Fabulous- A rapper
OWEN WILSON- Actor with an ugly nose
Dr. Phil- Guy who goes on TV and yells at people and refuses to use public restrooms
God – He basically created the Earth