Even Google Is Scared Of Chuck Norris

This is what happens when you are foolish enough to search “Find Chuck Norris” on Google.  May God be with your soul.

Building The Perfect Woman

I was reading one of my favorite comedy sites the other day when I stumbled across an article about ideas a writer had but never really completed for whatever reason. One of them that caught my eye was “Building The Perfect Woman,” and I liked the idea. I figured if he wasn’t going to [...]

Trench Warfare, And Other Badass Methods Of Fighting

In history class I’m learning about the first World War. The whole idea is pretty cool, especially how every country got involved and created a World-Wide Battle Royale. My history class is boring, so I’m hoping to summarize the war for you the way a comedy writer would: by discarding all rational facts [...]

And Now, A Random Chuck Norris Joke

Scientists predict that by the year 2020, Chuck Norris will be responsible for over 85% of America’s teen pregnancies.

Random Chuck Norris Joke

When he was nine, Chuck Norris dressed as himself to go trick-or-treating. He came home with a bag full of candy, a bag full of miniature liquor bottles, an Irish Setter, and two underage prostitutes carrying more of his candy.

And Now, A Random Chuck Norris Joke

Chuck Norris was the hunter who shot Bambi’s Mother. He then wore her carcass like it was a coat while he made his rounds at the local children’s hospital.