Even Google Is Scared Of Chuck Norris « Comedy Corner

Saturday, January 10, 2009...12:10 am

Even Google Is Scared Of Chuck Norris

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This is what happens when you are foolish enough to search “Find Chuck Norris” on Google. May God be with your soul.

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