Once every four-hundred-thousand years, a legend is born. An icon of power; a voice for all that is right. This man stands up for what he believes in, and he is the epitome of greatness. I am not this man. I write comedy. Bad comedy. But if, for some odd reason, you think that I am remotely funny, feel free to laugh. Just remember that for everytime you don't laugh, I will slaughter an innocent orphan. Also, if you ever put any of my writing into your Myspace, Facebook, AIM Profile, or Job Application without telling me first, I will burn down your house and steal your cat. And if you have a problem with my writing and think that I should be spending my time doing other things that will benefit me greater in life, then you're probably my parents.
wow you stretched that image so ridiculously much
THAT is the true size