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The Different Faces Of Dr. House

Out of all the television I watch a week—which according to scientists is “146 shashmillion hours”—my favorite show would have to be House, a show in which a bunch of educated doctors have to save patients lives while arguing over situations Dr. House always knows the answer to. I don’t know why I watch [...]

One Man’s Rash Is Another Woman’s Pleasure

Everyone knows that even though the Christmas season has passed, winter is far from over. And with winter around the corner, families across America can look forward to events such as sledding, taxes, and the Toxoplasma gondii parasite. Yup, it turns out that over 40% of the world’s population is infected with this [...]

Top 10 Jobs In America

After polling many difference types of highly educated people around the world (business employers, rocket scientists, Olympic judges, The Pope, and my friend String Bean) I have discovered a list of the Top 10 jobs to have in America. They may require hard work, organization, and five years experience with Hydrochloric acid. Take [...]

“You Punched My Fake Teeth Out!”

I, like most sex-craved teenagers, love watching movies. Whether it’s an action packed thriller involving guns and upset government officials, or a comedy involving a man that ends up dressing like a woman, I will generally watch most films. The past few months have seemed to be a huge movie-presenting times, with hit [...]

Terminator 4: Ascend Of The Ski Lift

When someone mentions governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, many words come to mind. Strong, Educated, Masculine, Bad-ass, the list goes on and on. But who would have thought that the Terminator would break his leg while skiing in Idaho?! While skiing at The Sun Valley Resort, Arnold reportedly caught an edge on his skis, tumbled over a [...]