Indoor Track = Hardcore Crack

You have noticed that the majority recent posts on this site have been about goofy things in the news. The two reasons for this is because:
a) I figure that you guys don’t read the news, so I’m trying to show you how interesting it can be
b) I haven’t been doing anything fun lately
For a kid [...]

Random Chuck Norris Joke

When he was nine, Chuck Norris dressed as himself to go trick-or-treating. He came home with a bag full of candy, a bag full of miniature liquor bottles, an Irish Setter, and two underage prostitutes carrying more of his candy.

The One Project To Rule Them All

In another feeble attempt to ruin the youth of America, my Chefs teacher assigned our class the biggest, hardest, and most pointless project known to man. In a class dedicated to cooking and eating, we have to do a 5 page paper, poster, and presentation on a certain country. Our presentation must include [...]

Student ID FAQ

All the students of Arlington High School were expecting to arrive back from vacation and be handed Student IDs, but there seemed to be none.  Some students claim that the school dropped the idea; while others believe that the school is just double checking the thousands of laws they’re breaking.  With all of the rumors [...]

Clean Up, Aisle 4!

While most of us spent our Thanksgiving vacation sleeping in, hanging with friends, and charting the calendar for the next break, two boys had a better idea. These kids, both 15 years old, learned how to build acid bombs, and attempted to set them off in a Wal-Mart. Authorities said that at least [...]

‘Til Death Do Us Part

At approximately 4 a.m. this morning, while we were all snug in our bed or drunk out of our minds, there was an intense shooting in New York City. It’s not like New York City doesn’t see intense shootings a lot (it’s said that for their protection, the New York Yankees play with bullet-proof [...]